Sugarland - It happens

Mi^Dssed my alarm clock ringing Woke up telephone screaming B^Goss man singing his same old s^Dong Ro^Dlled in late about an hour

W^Galk of shame with two different shoes ^Don N^Dow its p^Aoor me, w^Ghy me, oh me, bo^Dring T^Dhe same o^Ald worn o^Gut, blah, blah st^Dory Th^Dere's no good exp^Alanation f^Gor it at a^Dll

A^Din't no ryhme or reason ^ANo complicated meaning A^Gin't no need to over think it L^Det ^Ago, lau^Gghing Li^Dfe don't go, quite like you planned it ^AWe try so hard to understand it The ir^Grefutable, in^Ddisputable f^Aact ^Gis (pause) D It happens

^DMy trusty-rusty had a flat I borrowed my neighbor's cadillac &q^Guot;I'll be right back" going down t^Do Wally World T^Dhat yellow light turned red too quickly

O^Gut stepped my ex and his new gi^Drl ("Sorry 'bout your neck baby)

S^Do it's p^Aoor me, w^Ghy me, oh me, bo^Dring T^Dhe same o^Ald worn o^Gut, blah, blah st^Dory Th^Dere's no good expla^Anation f^Gor it at a^Dll

Yeah, the irref^Gutable, indis^Dputable, absol^Autable, totally beau^Ditful fact (pause) D is...pshhh, it happens