Mixer At Delta Chi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by Stephen Lynch from "The Craig Machine" (2005) +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+ + This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his + + interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for + + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not + + be duplicated for use with other websites without written + + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. + +---------------------------------------------------------------+ NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song is a barré or power chord. CHORDS USED (in order of first appearance):

e]--^Cx---^Ax--^F5-x--^G#5-x---^G5x--^A#5-x--| B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--| G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--| D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--| A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--| E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|

INTRO: C - A (x2) C - A - F5 - G#5 VERSE 1:

I^Ct's College t^Aime again, S^Ceptember's ^Aalmost here H^Canging with fr^Aeshmen girls,^F5 frat party k^G#5egs of beer ^CI see a g^Airl I'm wanting, m^Cixer at D^Aelta Chi ^CWe take some ^Aoxycontin;^F5 Dave Matthew g^G#5ettin' high

PRE-CHORUS 1:

^G5And then as^F5 I undress her,^G5 and start my st^F5imulus ^G5She says, "^F5But wait, Professor. T^G5his wasn't ^G#5on the s^A#5yllab^Cus?&q^Auot;...

CHORUS 1:

^CI'm the b^Aad prof^Cessor ^A ^CI'm the b^Aad prof^Cessor!^A ^CA tenured t^Aitty car^Cesser ^A ^CI'm a ^G#5bad, b^G5ad m^Can..^A.

INTERLUDE: C - A (x3) VERSE 2:

T^Cutor her at m^Ay apartment, t^Curns into ^Aa slow dance &q^Cuot;Hey bab^Ay, what's your min^F5or? Got your ^G#5majorin' my pants. ^CI love her st^Audent body, s^Che wants a b^Aetter grade ^CI say, "^A;If you roll ^F5over I'll throw i^G#5n Financial^G5 Aid...

PRE-CHORUS 2:

^G5"I hope you've boned^F5 up for your midterm ^G5If you want, I can h^F5elp you cram D^G5on't give a sh^F5it about the essay-t^G5est So let's skip it and ^G#5get to the ^A#5oral ex^Cam!&q^Auot;...

CHORUS 2:

^CI'm the b^Aad prof^Cessor,^A ^CI'm the b^Aad prof^Cessor!^A Y^Cour money's ^Aon the dr^Cesser ^A I^C'm a ^G#5bad, b^G5ad... m^Can!

Stephen Lynch - Mixer at delta chi