Stephen Lynch - Mixer at delta chi
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The last person who tabbed this had a few error. Some wrong words and chords.
I think I have most of them correct. Id say it about 95% correct.
Standard tuning
intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G
C It's college Amtime again,C September's alAmomost here
C Hanging with Amfreshman girls,Fm frat partie Gmkegs of beer
C I see the girl Ami've wanted,C Mixer at DAmelta Chi,
C We take some OAmxycontin,Fm Dave Matthews Ggetting high.
Prechorus:
Fm And then as IG undress her,Fm I start myG stimulus
Fm G (stop) Fm Am B C Am
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus
Chorus:
C I'm the Ambad pCrofesAmsor,C I'm the Ambad prCofAmessor
C A tenure Amtitty cCaresAmser, FmI'm a bad,G bad maCn Am
Verse 2:
Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid
Prechorus:
I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
Who gives a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam
Chorus:
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad, man.
-this song is pretty easy and its hilarious
hope you like it