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intro: C Am C Am C Am F G#
C It's college Amtime again, CSeptember's Amalmost here C Hanging with Amfreshman girls, F frat parties, G#kegs of beer
C I see the girl Ami've wanted, CMixer at AmDelta Chi, C We take some AmOxycontin, F Dave Matthews gG#etting high.
Prechorus:
G And then as FI undress her,G I start my Fstimulus G F (stop) G G# Bb C Am She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus
Chorus:
C I'm the Ambad pCrofesAmsor,C I'm the Ambad prCofAmessor C A tenure Amtitty cCaresAmser, FI'm a G#bad, Gbad CmanAm
Verse 2: Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants I love her student body, she wants a better grade I say if you roll over, I'll throw in financial aid Prechorus: I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram Don't give a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam Chorus: I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad, bad, man.