Intro: D Dsus2 D Em9 (x4) Verse one: D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Here we are, dear old friend

^BmYou and^Bm/A I, dr^Gunk a^Again. D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Laughs have been had, tears have been shed. ^BmMaybe the ^Bm/Awhiskey's g^Gone to my h^Aead.

Chorus one:

But ^Dif I were ^Agay I would g^Bmive you my he^Gart. A^Dnd if I were g^Aay you'd be ^Bmmy work of a^Grt. A^Dnd if I wer^Ae gay we would s^Bmwim in ro^Gmance. B^Aut I'm not gay. So g^Get your hand o^Aut of my

D Dsus2 D Em9 (x2) pants. Verse two: D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj It's not that I dont care, I do.

I j^Bmust dont ^Bm/Asee mys^Gelf in y^Aou. D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Another time another scene I'd be r^Bmight be^B/Ahind you.. if you k^Gnow what i m^Aean.:)

Chorus two:

Cause ^Dif I were g^Aay i would g^Bmive you my s^Goul. And ^Dif i were g^Aay I would g^Bive you my wh^Gole being. And ^Dif i were g^Aay we would t^Bear down the w^Galls. B^Aut im not gay so w^Gont you stop c^Aupping my.. D Dsus2 D Em9 (x2) hand.

Outro:

W^De've never ^Dsus2hugged... w^Deve never k^Em9issed. I've n^Dever been i^Dsus2ntimate w^Dith your f^Em9ist. B^Dut you have o^Dsus2pened br^Dand new d^Em9oors G^Det over ^Dsus2here and d^Drop y^Em9our.. D Dsus2 D Em9 (x4) drawers.

End on D Chords used: A......x02220 Bm.....x24432 Bm/A...x04432 D......xx0232 Dmaj...200232 D/Bm...x20232 D/C#...x40232 Dsus2..xx0230 Em9....xx0032 G......320033

Stephen Lynch - If i were gay