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This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch -----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---| Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---| D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---| Intro: 4x D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D*D*D*D* e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------| B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------| G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------| E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
DHere we D/C#are, D/F#dear old fDriends Bm Bm* G A You and i, drunk again Dlaughs have been D/C#had and D/F#tears have been sDhed Bm Bm* G A maybe the whisky has gone to my head
Chorus:
but Dif i were Agay i would Bmgive you my Gheart and Dif i were Agay you'd be Bmmy work of Gart and Dif i were Agay we would Bmswim in roGmance bAut im not gay so Gget your hand Aout of my pants
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D* Verse:
Its Dnot thatD/C# i dont cD/F#are, i Ddo Bm Bm* G A i just dont see myself in you aDnother tiD/C#me, aD/F#nother scenDe Bm Bm* i'd be right behind you if you Gknow what i mAean
Chorus:
cuz Dif i were Agay i would Bmgive you my Gsoul and Dif i were Agay i would Bmgive you my Gwhole being and Dif i were Agay we would Bmtear down the Gwalls ABut I'm Not gay so Gwont you stop Acupping my...hand
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D* Ending: D Dsus2 D D* we've never hugged,we've never kissed D Dsus2 D D* i've never been intimate with your fist D Dsus2 D D* But you have opened brand new doors
get Dover Dsus2here and D D* D,Dsus2,D,D* drop your Drawers
============================================================================ I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G eigth notes. Happy Hunting.