Artist: Stephen Lynch Song: If I Were Gay Album: A Little Bit Special Tabbed by: Rick (RCGoalie1@aol.com) AIM: unhlax23 Chords: D (xx0232) G (320033) Dsus2 (xx0230) D/C# (x40232) A (x02220) B (x24442) Intro: D Dsus2 D G x4 Verse 1:

^DHere we ^D/C#are, d^Dear old friend ^BYou and I, d^Grunk a^Again ^DLaughs have been h^D/C#ad and t^Dears have been shed ^BMaybe the whiskey's g^Gone to my ^Ahead but

Chorus:

^DIf I were ^Agay, I would g^Bive you my h^Geart And i^Df I were g^Aay, you'd be ^Bmy work of ^Gart And i^Df I were ^Agay, we would s^Bwim in rom^Gance ^ABut im not gay, so g^Get your hand o^Aut of my pants

D Dsus2 D G x2 Verse 2: (play like previous verse) It's not that I don't care, I do It's just I don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean Chorus: (play like previous chorus) If I were gay, I would give you my soul And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand D Dsus2 D G x4 Outro:

We've n^Dever ^Dsus1hugged, w^De've never k^Gissed I've n^Dever been i^Dsus2ntamite w^Dith your ^Gfist ^DYou have o^Dsus2pened, b^Drand new d^Goors ^DGet over h^Dsus2ere and d^Drop your d^Grawers

To end it, play D Dsus2 D G a bunch of times. Thats it. Email me with questions. Later.

Stephen Lynch - If i were gay