Stephen Lynch - Half a man

Half a Man - Stephen Lynch ---------------------------------- Chord file written by David Reichert davemann@home.com Capo on 3rd fret. 4/4 time / - denotes downstrum 1/8 note - denotes upstrum 1/8 note space would be quarter rest more or less Chords Used: E C G and D Intro, Verse, and first part of chorus: Free and easy feel strumming with stacatto like strokes E G D /// / // /// / // (repeat twice) E G /// / // /// / // Second part of Chorus Where he sings "Half a man... yeah I'm half a man..." all it is is just D, C, and E Form D Form C Form E E-----2-------0-------0------------ B-----3-------1-------0------------ G---2---2-----0-------1------------ D-0---------2---2-----2------------ A---------3---------2-------------- E-----------------0---------------- Verse 1: see i was born, like a half-way neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a part of me that, just ain't there please don't stare... Chorus 1: well I'm a gamblin man without two dice I'm like uncle ben with only one grain of rice oh to have two testes would be so nice Verse 2: Wanna die, and all just call it quits I can't find a cup that fits and at baseball games, i feel so dumb when i hear, ball one.. Oh my god, how could you have been so cruel To give me one family jewel And the one that's there must.. feel so sad.. He's a lonely nad Chorus 2: Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg Oh I want another teste do I have to beg.. or be Half a man... yeah im half a man... End Verse/chorus: (same chords as chorus) Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum and I'm a siskel and Ebert with just one thumb.. and I'm a yo ho ho, with no bottle of rum.. I'm just Half a man.. yeah I'm, half a man..