Capo: 3

This song is really simple Capo on 3rd fret

E|-^E0----^G3---^D-2--^C--0-| B|-0----0----3----1-| G|-1----0----2----0-| D|-2----0----0----2-| A|-2----2----X----3-| E|-0----3----X----X-|

Verse 1:

All my ^Edays, I ^Glive with ^Dmy disg^Erace I'm ^Gafraid to ^Dshow my ^Eface Or at l^Geast take ^Doff my ^Cunderwear...

See I was ^Eborn Like a ^Ghalf way ^Dneutered ^Epet I don't ^Ghave a ^Dmatching ^Eset It's a ^Gpart of ^Dme That ^Cjust aint there

Please, don't stare Chorus

Well I'm a ^Egambling man with^G out two dice I'm like ^EUncle Ben with only one ^Ggrain of rice Oh to ^Ehave two testis would ^Gbe so nice But I'm h^Dalf ^Ca ma^En Yeah, I'm ^Dhalf ^Ca man^E

Verse2

Wanna ^Edie end it a^Gll, just ^Dcall it ^Equits I can't ^Gfind a ^Dcup that ^Efits And at ^Gbaseball ^Dgames I ^Cfeel so dumb When I ^Chear "ball one'

Oh, my ^EGod How could ^Gyou have ^Dbeen so ^Ecruel To give ^Gme one ^Dfamily ^Ejewel And the ^Gone that's ^Dthere must ^Cfeel so sad He's a ^Clonely nad

Chorus 2

Well I'm a ^Emarathon runner with ^Gjust one leg I'm a ^Efallopian tube with j^Gust one egg Oh, I ^Ewant another testi Do I ^Ghave to beg' I'm ^Dhalf ^Ca ^Eman Yeah, im ^Dhalf ^Ca ^Eman

Bridge E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C kinda like chorus Chorus 3

Well I'm a ^Etweedle dee with no tweedle d^Gum And I'm a ^ESiskel and an Ebert with just one ^Gthumb And I'm a ^EYo Ho Ho with no bottle of ^Grum I'm just ^Dhalf ^Ca m^Ean Yeah, I'm ^Dhalf ^Ca m^Ean

Stephen Lynch - Half a man