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His Songs are real easy and yet beautiful. A winning match! Grandfather Die
GWhen grandfahter diesD CLife will strangeD GWhen grandfather diesD Cmy whole world will changeD Gwhen granderfather diesD CI'll scream and I'll yellD Ccause I'll f**king Drich Gas hell
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So DgrandfatherC9 die (yeah) Gdon't keep me in suspense oh, DgrandfatherC9 cough (whoa) Gup that inheritance oh DgrandfatherC9 don't Ghold on another day Di love you to C9death Cbut I've got Dbills to pay
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GA stroke would be niceD Cdisease would be coolD GI'll scatter his ashesD CIn my new swimmin' poolD GI'll jam with the StonesD CI'll dine with the QueenD CSo what say we Dunplug that Gmachine. (So here we go, everybody now)
SoD grandfatherC9 fly Gto heaven you must pass oh Dgrandfather C9think Gof all the juicy angel ass oh Dgrandfather C9die Gbefore the fiscal year oh Dhow IC9 Gwish Kevorkian were here
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ForAm God's sake, you Bmust be as Cold as the Dhills I'm Amsick of the Bstench from your Cdiaper Dspills. You're Amdeaf, dumb, andB blind and an CamputeeD you AmDon't make newB blood every Ctime that youD pee your Amarthritis Bacts up whenCever it Drains your Amso old, your Bpenis has Cvericose Dveins oh Amwhy don't do Bdie grandpa Cwhy must youD fight you Amold motherBf**ker just Cwalk towards the Dgoddamn lightG
D C D
oohh Gwalk Dtoward the Clight old Dman GwalkD toward theC light oldD man
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GIt's all over nowD My Cgranddaddy's deadD Ga mysterious blowD to hisC wrinkled old headD GBefore I collectD A Csmall oversighDt But Ceverything should Dturn out Galright I'll start Cworking on my Dgrandma... Precious... GTonight
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