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Grandfather Die I tabbed this off of what he played on his Comedy Central-World Comedy Tour video. Althought the lyrics are different its still played the same way in his real song on his cd... Its played in regular tuning just listen to the song for the rhythm... Tabbed by- Goomba, Arnold S., Me
GWhen grandfahter diesBm CLife will strangeD GWhen grandfather diesBm my wChole world will changDe Gwhen granderfather diesBm CI'll scream and I'll yellD Ccause I'll f**king Drich Gas hell
Chorus
So Bmgrandfather Cdie Gdon't keep me in suspense oh, Bmgrandfather Ccough Gup that inheritance oh Bmgrandfather Cdon't Ghold on another day BmI love you toC death Am but I've gotD bills to pay
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GA stroke would be nicBme Cdisease would be coolD GI'll scatter his ashesBm CIn my new swimmin' poolD GI'll party with HeBmf CI'll dine with the QDueen CNow what say weD unplug that Gmachine.
NoBmw grandfatherC die Gbefore the Fiscal Year oh Bmgrandfather IC GWish Kervorkian were here oh Bmgrandfather fCly Gjust take your final vow oh BmgrandfathCer die Am G the family hates you anyhow
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ForAm God's sake, you Bmmust be as oCld as the sDun you'Amre socialBm security Cnumber isD one You'Amre deaf,Bm dumb, and Cblind and an Damputee you Amdonate your Bmblood every tCime that you Dpee your Amarthritis actsBm up wheneCver it raDins yourAm so old, yoBmur penis has vCericose veinsD oh wAmhy don't do dBmie grandpa whyC must you fiDght yAmou old motherBmf**ker just wCalk towards the gDoddamn light
Am Bm C D
oohh Gwalk tBmoward the liCght old maDn (Stroke Down Once) D
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GIt's all over nowBm My Cgranddaddy's deadD Ga mysterious blowBm to hisC wrinkled old headD GBefore I collectBm A Csmall oversighDt But Ceverything should Dwork out Galright I'll start Cworking on my Dgrandma toniGght
Chords: G (320022) Bm (x24432) C (x32010) D (xx0232) Am (x02210) If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the right ones then just be proud of yourself...