Grandfather Die Somebody else posted this originally this is just the corrected version. Its a little harder, but it sounds a lot better

^GWhen grandfahter dies^D ^CLife will strange^D ^GWhen grandfather dies^D ^Cmy whole world will change^D ^Gwhen granderfather dies^D ^CI'll scream and I'll yell^D ^Ccause I'll f**king ^Drich ^Gas hell

Chorus b minor C So grandfather die (yeah)

^Gdon't keep me in suspense b minor C oh, grandfather cough (whoa) ^Gup that inheritance b minor C oh grandfather don't ^Ghold on another day b minor C i love you to death am D but I've got bills to pay

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^GA stroke would be nice^D ^Cdisease would be cool^D ^GI'll scatter his ashes^D ^CIn my new swimmin' pool^D ^GI'll jam with the Stones^D ^CI'll dine with the Queen^D ^CSo what say we ^Dunplug that ^Gmachine. (So here we go, everybody now)

b minor C So grandfather fly

^Gto heaven you must pass b minor C oh grandfather think ^Gof all the juicy angel ass b minor C oh grandfather die ^Gbefore the fiscal year bminor C oh how I am D wish Kevorkian were here

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For^Am God's sake, you ^Bmmust be as o^Cld as the h^Dills I'm ^Amsick of the ^Bmstench from your ^Cdiaper ^Dspills. You're ^Amdeaf, dumb, and^Bm blind and an ^Camputee^D you ^AmDon't make new^Bm blood every ^Ctime that you^D pee your ^Amarthritis ^Bmacts up when^Cever it ^Drains your ^Amso old, your ^Bmpenis has ^Cvericose ^Dveins oh ^Amwhy don't do ^Bmdie grandpa ^Cwhy must you^D fight you ^Amold mother^Bmf**ker just ^Cwalk towards the ^Dgoddamn light^G

D C D

oohh ^Gwalk ^Dtoward the ^Clight old ^Dman ^Gwalk^D toward the^C light old^D man

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^GIt's all over now^D My ^Cgranddaddy's dead^D ^Ga mysterious blow^D to his^C wrinkled old head^D ^GBefore I collect^D A ^Csmall oversigh^Dt But ^Ceverything should ^Dturn out ^Galright I'll start ^Cworking on my ^Dgrandma... Precious... ^GTonight

Stephen Lynch - Grandfather die