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[PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] This is humanity's eleventh hour! And I've prepared something for the occasion (sung) It's A
DShow stoppin' number, a Daugreal show stopper BmA show stoppin' number, comEm7e on A DSomething to shock 'em, Daugto bring them a-crawlin BmA big-time box-office dEm7raw A GWith the press and the glamour, we'll kAaugill the rAeviews DSpotlight on Mr. ID7ngenBue So Bmfill up your tumbler Got a sEdim7how stoppin' nuA7mber for yDou
[Break] D Daug Bm Em7 A [EMMA, spoken]
N.C.Professor, please, if they find us they will kill us! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, sung] DA show stoppin' number iDaugs something you die for BmA real catchy earworm-y tunEm7e A DAn award-winning score Daugthat seeps in and out of your pores BmA ditty make the chorus girls swD7o-oBn GIt'll unify humanity in a tAaughundering cAhorus! No Dexits from this Broadway vEm7enueA So spBmlash those shiny cymbals Got a sEdim7how stoppin' hAymnal for yDou
[During dialogue] D Daug Bm Em7 A (spoken)
N.C.This song's pretty good, huh? I bet you didn't know I was also a composer. In fact, while I've been preparing N.C.for the apocalypse I've also been writing my own musical... Do you mind if I give you the pitch?
[EMMA, spoken]
N.C.We don't have time [TED, spoken] N.C.Fucking go for it!
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken]
N.C.It's called: Working Boys: A New Musical. It's the story of a group of old college chums. Sure, they found N.C.success in the business world. Still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old N.C.house at the edge of campus. But those glory days, they're gone for good N.C.Or, are they? This here, is the title number!
(sung)
DBusiness calls, I'm up to my ass in sEhit What is this business? MDarkets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wiEts
I just can't take it
WhDen all I want to dAo Is spGend the dDay with GrAeg BAnd Steve CAnd Stu DAnd Mark EAnd Leighton FAnd Chad
(No chords during dialogue) (spoken)
N.C.Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it N.C.Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped, with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes... Remember those days on the N.C.football field, Greg? Last week feels like ages ago
N.C.What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh Greg? Just you.. and me... N.C.and Steve... and Stu... and Mark, and Leighton...
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS & TED, spoken]
N.C.And Chad [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] N.C.Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg... N.C.I'll see you then
(sung)
GAll I want to dAo Is spend Dthat day with Steve and FAive o'clock can't come soon enough FBive o'clock can't come soon enough FCive o'clock can't come soon enough ID can't wait to get home To my bEoys
DA show stoppin' number, aDaug real show stopper An aDria to rule them Em7all A GThey'll throw us their money at fAaugull price admiAssion The worDld will come tumblin' dEm7own A GHamilton, move over Your Edim7new competAition's in toDwn
D F#m D G A ["GREG", spoken]
N.C.Hey Henry! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] N.C.Greg! Is that really you?
[EMMA, spoken]
N.C.Professor, no! That's not Greg! ["GREG", spoken] N.C.Been a long time...
["STU", spoken]
N.C.Hey boys, wanna' toss that pig-skin around? [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] N.C.Stu! You haven't aged a day! Is it five o'clock already? It must be!
["GREG", spoken]
N.C.Come on, Henry. We've got some catching up to do [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, "GREG" & "STU", sung] WDorking boys, we're up in our ass in shEit
What is this business?
FAive o'clock can't come soon enough FBive o'clock can't come soon enough FCive o'clock can't come soon enough DI can't wait to get home To my boE-oys!