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Tuning: E A D G B E
fadd(b5)= an F chord with a B on top so on guitar= 133201 or 123211 on uke= 2012 sorry its for that bit of instrumental that has the reoccuring melody on top. [PROFESSOR HIDGENS]
A7It's... a DShow stoppin' number, F#auga real show stopper BmA show stoppin' number, Em7come Aon DSomething to shock 'emF#aug, to bring them a-crawling BmA big-time box-officeEm7 draAw With the pGress and the glamour, wGm7e'll kill the A7reviews DSpotlight on Mr. IFngeBnue So Bmfill up your tumbler Got aBb show stoppin' Anumber for Dyou
[During dialogue} D Am G Bb [EMMA, spoken]
N.C.Professor, please, if they find us they will kill us! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, sung]
DShow stoppin' number iF#augs something you die for BmA real catchy earworm-y Em7tune A DAn award winning scoreF#aug, that seeps in and out of your pores BmA ditty to make the cEm7horuAs girls swo-on It'll unifGy humanity in a thunderGm7ing chorA7us DNo exit from this broadway veFnueB So Bmcrash those shiny cymbals Got aBb show stoppin' Ahymnal for Dyou
[During dialogue] D F#aug Bm Em7 A (spoken)
N.C.This song's pretty good, huh? I bet you didn't know I was also a composer. In fact, while I've been preparing for the apocalypse I've also been writing my own musical... Do you mind if I give you the pitch?
[EMMA, spoken]
N.C.We don't have time— [TED, spoken] N.C.Fucking go for it!
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken]
N.C.It's called: Working Boys: A New Musical. It's the story of a group of old college chums. Sure, they found success in the business world. Still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that
beat-up old house at the edge of campus. But those glory days, they're gone for good Or, are they? This here, is the title number! A G (sung)
Dmaj7Business calls, I'm up to my ass in shitE What is this business? Dmaj7Markets are crashing and I'm at the edgEe of my wits
I just can't take it
GWhen all I Dwant to Ado GIs spend thDe day with AGreg And BmSteve And CStu And AMark And BmLeighton And CChad
(spoken)
N.C.And- N.C.Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it
N.C.Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped, with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes... Remember those days on the football field, Greg? Last week feels like ages ago
N.C.What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh Greg? Just you.. and me... and Steve... and Stu... and Mark, and Leighton...
And Chad
N.C.Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg... I'll see you then
(sung)
GAll I Dwant to Ado GI​s spend that day witCh SteveD and—
DFive o'clock can't come soon enough EFive o'clock can't come soon enough FFive o'clock can't come soon enough Em7I can't wait to get home ATo my boys
DA show stoppin' numberF#aug, a real show stopper BmAn aria to rule them allEm7 A GThey'll throw us their money at Bbfull price A7admission DThe world will come tumblin' FdowBmn BmHamilton, move over AYour new competition's in town
[During dialoge] Fadd(b5) G Amadd9
CFadd(b5) G
[Hold] Amadd9 ["GREG", spoken]
N.C.Hey Henry!
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken]
N.C.Greg! Is that really you? [EMMA, spoken] N.C.Professor, no! That's not Greg!
["GREG", spoken]
N.C.Been a long time... ["STU", spoken] N.C.Hey boys, wanna toss that pig-skin around?
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken]
N.C.Stu! You haven't aged a day! Is it five o'clock already? It must be! ["GREG", spoken] N.C.Come on, Henry. We've got some catching up to do
Aadd9 [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, "GREG" & "STU", sung]
Dmaj7Working boys, were up to our ass in shitE What is this business?
DFive o'clock can't come soon enough EFive o'clock can't come soon enough FFive o'clock can't come soon enough DI can't wait to get home ETo my bo-oys!