Starkid - The guy who didnt like musicals - show stoppin number

^A7It's...^Aa... ^DShow stoppin' number A ^Bmreal show stopper A ^Dshow stoppin' number, come ^Eon ^{A7 D}Something to shock 'em To ^Bmbring them a-crawlin' A ^Dbig time box office ^Emdraw ^A With the ^Gpress and the glamour We'll ^Bbkill the revi^Cews Spotl^Dight on Mr. Ingé^Fnue ^G So ^Emfill up your Tumblr Got a ^Ashow stoppin' number for y^Dou

A ^Dshow stoppin' number Is ^Bmsomething you die for A ^Dreal catchy earwormy t^Emune ^A7 An ^Daward winning score That ^Bmseeps in and out of your pores A ^Gditty to make the ^Dchorus girls ^Fswoo^Gn It'll ^Gunify humanity In a ^Bbthundering ^Cchorus No ^Dexits from this Broadway ven^Fue ^G So ^Gsplash those shiny cymbals Got a ^Emshow stoppin' ^Ahymnal for ^Dyou

^BmBusiness calls, I'm up to my ass in s^E7hit ^E7What is this business? ^BmMarkets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my ^E7wits ^E7I just can't take it When ^Gall I want to ^Edo Is s^Gpend the d^Day with ^AGreg... And ^GSteve... And ^CStu... And ^FMark... And ^GLeighton... And ^Am7Chad...

^GAll I want to ^Edo Is s^Gpend the ^Dday with ^FSteve ^Gand - F^Dive o'clock can't come soon enough F^Eive o'clock can't come soon enough F^Five o'clock can't come soon enough I ^Ccan't wait to get home to my ^Amboys!^A

A s^Dhow stoppin' number A ^Bmreal show stopper An ^Daria to rule them ^Fall ^E They'll t^Ghrow us their money At ^Bbfull price ad^Cmission The ^Dworld will come tumblin' ^Fdow^Gn ^EmHamilton move over Your ^Anew competition's in t^Down

^DWorkin' boys, we're up in our ass in ^Eshit ^EWhat is this business? F^Dive o'clock can't come soon enough F^Eive o'clock can't come soon enough F^Five o'clock can't come soon enough I ^Ccan't wait to get ^Bbhome to my ^Fboys