Roger Creager - Everclear

^GEveryday in Lunch in high school And all ^Dmy senior year,

I'd drink my cocacola with a t^Couch of evercl^Gear. I didn't have to study math, s^Dcience or history,

I'd have a chemical flashback to j^Cog my memory.^G My junior year I swore I loved s^Dweet miss Sherry Ann

One night I put some everclear in her d^Cr. pepper ca^Gn. I t^Chought it would make her easy, ^GBut she took it pretty hard I took her h^Dome and rang her doorbell, Left her lay^Cing in the yard^G.

^CTequila dries me ^Gout, ^CAnd beer just makes me f^Gat, ^DWhiskey makes me nauseous, Tell me w^Cho the hell needs t^Ghat. ^GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin, The an^Dswer's crystal clear, It's the invisible intoxicant, ^CIt's called everclear.

^GI remember my church picnic In the sp^Dring of '89 They had four fresh watermelons, ^CSliced right off the vine.^G When the bowed their heads ^DGiving Grace for the food, I pulled out my bottle, And I soaked^C them melons g^Good. They never knew what hit em, When the p^Dotion went to work, They had grandmas doing backflips, Grandpas l^Cooking up their s^Gkirts. They were s^Cinging hallelujah, And W^Gillie Nelson songs. My preacher s^Daid it was the best dang picnic That the B^Captists have ever thrown.

^GWell now I'm drinking everclear, Thinking I'm k^Ding of this whole world I'm bigger n badder than John Wayne, ^CCooler than Steve E^Garl. ^GTill I wake up and I'm ^Dface down in the hall,

And I'm completely naked for a r^Ceason I can't r^Gecall ^GI'm kinda sorta thinkin that ^Dmaybe I met a chick Cause there is perfume in the air And there is l^Cipstick on my ^Gneck Well I h^Cope that she was pretty, And I h^Gope that she was kind ^DEnough to leave my clothes somewhere They're e^Casy to find