Roger Creager - Everclear

^GEveryday in Lunch in high school And all^D my senior year, I'd drink my coca-cola with a ^Ctouch of everc^Glear. I didn't have to study math, ^Dscience or history, I'd have a chemical flashback to ^Cjog my memory^G. My junior year I swore I loved ^Dsweet miss Sherry Ann One night I put some everclear in her ^Cdr. pepper c^Gan. I ^Cthought it would make her easy, ^GBut she took it pretty hard I took her ^Dhome and rang her doorbell, Left her la^Cying in the yar^Gd.

^CTequila dries me ^Gout, ^CAnd beer just makes me f^Gat, ^DWhiskey makes me nauseous, Tell me ^Cwho the hell needs ^Gthat. ^GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin, The a^Dnswer's crystal clear,

^CIt's called everclear. Riff 1 X 2

^GI remember my church picnic In the s^Dpring of '89

^CSliced right off the vine.^G When the bowed their heads ^DGiving Grace for the food,

And I soake^Cd them melons ^Ggood. They never knew what hit em, When the ^Dpotion went to work,

Grandpas ^Clooking up their ^Gskirts. They were ^Csinging hallelujah, And ^GWillie Nelson songs. My preacher ^Dsaid it was the best dang picnic That the ^CBaptists have ever thrown.

^CTequila dries me ^Gout, ^CAnd beer just makes me f^Gat, ^DWhiskey makes me nauseous, Tell me ^Cwho the hell needs ^Gthat. ^GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin, The a^Dnswer's crystal clear,

^CIt's called everclear. SOLO Play RIFF 1, 3 times

^GWell now I'm drinking everclear, Thinking I'm ^Dking of this whole world

^CCooler than Steve E^Garl. ^GTill I wake up and I'm ^Dface down in the hall, And I'm completely naked for a ^Creason I can't ^Grecall ^GI'm kinda sorta thinkin that ^Dmaybe I met a chick

And there is ^Clipstick on my^G neck Well I ^Chope that she was pretty, And I ^Ghope that she was kind ^DEnough to leave my clothes somewhere They're ^Ceasy to find

^CTequila dries me ^Gout, ^CAnd beer just makes me f^Gat, ^DWhiskey makes me nauseous, Tell me ^Cwho the hell needs ^Gthat. ^GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin, The a^Dnswer's crystal clear,

^CIt's called everclear. Riff 1 X 3