Roger Creager - Everclear

^FEveryday in Lunch in high school And all^G my senior year, I'd drink my coca-cola with a ^Ftouch of everc^Flear. I didn't have to study math, ^Gscience or history, I'd have a chemical flashback to ^Fjog my memory^F. My junior year I swore I loved ^Gsweet miss Sherry Ann One night I put some everclear in her ^Fdr. pepper c^Fan. I ^Fthought it would make her easy, ^FBut she took it pretty hard I took her ^Ghome and rang her doorbell, Left her la^Fying in the yar^Fd.

^FTequila dries me ^Fout, ^FAnd beer just makes me f^Fat, ^GWhiskey makes me nauseous, Tell me ^Fwho the hell needs ^Fthat. ^FIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin, The a^Gnswer's crystal clear,

^FIt's called everclear. Riff 1 X 2

^FI remember my church picnic In the s^Gpring of '89

^FSliced right off the vine.^F When the bowed their heads ^GGiving Grace for the food,

And I soake^Fd them melons ^Fgood. They never knew what hit em, When the ^Gpotion went to work,

Grandpas ^Flooking up their ^Fskirts. They were ^Fsinging hallelujah, And ^FWillie Nelson songs. My preacher ^Gsaid it was the best dang picnic That the ^FBaptists have ever thrown.

^FTequila dries me ^Fout, ^FAnd beer just makes me f^Fat, ^GWhiskey makes me nauseous, Tell me ^Fwho the hell needs ^Fthat. ^FIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin, The a^Gnswer's crystal clear,

^FIt's called everclear. SOLO Play RIFF 1, 3 times

^FWell now I'm drinking everclear, Thinking I'm ^Gking of this whole world

^FCooler than Steve E^Farl. ^FTill I wake up and I'm ^Gface down in the hall, And I'm completely naked for a ^Freason I can't ^Frecall ^FI'm kinda sorta thinkin that ^Gmaybe I met a chick

And there is ^Flipstick on my^F neck Well I ^Fhope that she was pretty, And I ^Fhope that she was kind ^GEnough to leave my clothes somewhere They're ^Feasy to find

^FTequila dries me ^Fout, ^FAnd beer just makes me f^Fat, ^GWhiskey makes me nauseous, Tell me ^Fwho the hell needs ^Fthat. ^FIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin, The a^Gnswer's crystal clear,

^FIt's called everclear. Riff 1 X 3