Rodney Carrington - Show them to me
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Rodney Carrington - Show them to me
Chords used: G - Em - C - D
Listen to the song to learn the strumming and fingerplay being used in this song.
Chords in "()" are not actually being used in the original, but due to a piano being
there, it sounds a whole lot better if used.
Intro: F F Am Am F F G
(fingerplay)
F (G) Am
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
there's tFoo much hate and killin' going oGn
F (G) Am
but when I see the bare chest of a woman
my woFrries and my problems are aGll gone
Fnoone thinks of fighting when they Gsee a topless girl
Ammaybe if you would show yours too, Fwe could save the wGorld
Show them to mFe
(G) Am
Show them to me
Funclasp your bra and set those puppies frGee
F (G) Am
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater,baby i'm sure you'll agree
baby youF've got two funbagsG
F (G) Am F G
show them to me
F (G) Am
I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other
Fyou can show me one, Gand I'll imagine the other
F (D)Am
even if you're really old there's nothing wrong
Fdon't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're jGust a little long
show them to meF
(G) Am
show them to me
lift Fup your shirt, and let the whole worGld see
F (G) Am
adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man i'll be
if yFou've got dos chichis G
show them to me
Fi've met a lot of them, but nevGer one i've hated
Feven if you've had 13 kids and you thGink they look deflated
there's nFo such thing as a bad breast, i belieGve this much is true
F G (let ring)
if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd love to see yours too
show them to me F
(G) Am
show them to me
just liFke the girls gone wild on TGV
F (G) Am
just lean back and show your rack, and i'll be in extacy
Fif you got two cosabas G
show them to meF G
Amcome on baby let me see
Fall the world will live in harmonyG
F (G)
it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood
Amwe'll make history
F(let ring)
if you love your country
i'm gonna say it one more time
I said if yFou love your cGountry
then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me
Tabbed by ReZ for Ultimate-Guitar.com '2008