Rodney Carrington - Show them to me

^GWell, it seems to me_ this old world's gone ^Emcrazy,__ There's to ^Cmuch hate and killin' goin' ^Don, ^GBut when I see the bare chest of a ^Emwoman, My ^Cworries and my problems are all ^Dgone,__ ^CCause no one thinks of fightin' When ^Dthey see a topless girl, Maybe ^Emif you would show yours to, ^CWe could save the ^Dworld, ^GShow them to me, ^{D G}Show them to me, ^CUnclasp your bra and let those puppies ^Dfree, ^GThey look a whole lot better ^Emwithout that sweater,

^CIf you've got 2 ^Dthumbtacks, ^GShow them to me,___^{D G}I don't care if they don't match, ^EmIf ones bigger than the other, ^CYou can show me one,__ ^Dand I'll imagine the udder, ^GEven if your really old_ ^Emthere's nothing wrong, ^CDon't be sad your boobs ain't bad ^Dtheir just a little old, ^GShow them to me, ^{D G}Show them to me, ^CLift up your shirt and let the whole world ^Dsee, ^GJust unrobe and show your globes, ^EmAnd we'll be in harmony,__ no chords {spoken} If you've got dustee chee, no chords {spoken} Which is spanish for 2 titties and I think we just saw 2 spanish titties, ^DShow ^Gthem to me,

^CI've met alot of them,__ ^Dbut never one Ive hated, ^CEven if you've had 13 kids,__ ^Dand you think the look deflated, ^CThere's no such thing as a bad breast, ^DThis much I know is true, ^CIf you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, ^DI'd love to see yours to,______ ^GShow them to me, ^{D G}Show them to me, ^CJust like those girls go wild on ^Dt.v., ^GJust lean back and show your rack, ^EmAnd I'll be in exstacy, ^CIf you've got 2 ^Dkasobba's, ^GShow them to me, ^CC'mon baby let me ^Dsee, ^CThe whole world will live in ^Dharmony,___ ^GIt'll do you good, and it'll give me wood, ^EmBaby we'll make history,{PAUSE} C D {no chords} If you love your country,________ I'M GONNA SING IT ONE MORE TIME,___ ^CIf you love your ^Dcountry, {no chords-spoken} {name your town} do you love your country? ^CThen get up and show them big ole titties to ^Dme_____________ AHH-WOOOO!