Rodney Carrington - Show them to me

^FWell, it seems to me_ this old world's gone ^Amcrazy,__ There's to ^Fmuch hate and killin' goin' ^Gon, ^FBut when I see the bare chest of a ^Amwoman, My ^Fworries and my problems are all ^Ggone,__ ^FCause no one thinks of fightin' When ^Gthey see a topless girl, Maybe ^Amif you would show yours to, ^FWe could save the ^Gworld, ^FShow them to me, ^{G F}Show them to me, ^FUnclasp your bra and let those puppies ^Gfree, ^FThey look a whole lot better ^Amwithout that sweater,

^FIf you've got 2 ^Gthumbtacks, ^FShow them to me,___^{G F}I don't care if they don't match, ^AmIf ones bigger than the other, ^FYou can show me one,__ ^Gand I'll imagine the udder, ^FEven if your really old_ ^Amthere's nothing wrong, ^FDon't be sad your boobs ain't bad ^Gtheir just a little old, ^FShow them to me, ^{G F}Show them to me, ^FLift up your shirt and let the whole world ^Gsee, ^FJust unrobe and show your globes, ^AmAnd we'll be in harmony,__ no chords

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If you've got dustee chee, no chords

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Which is spanish for 2 titties and I think we just saw 2 spanish titties, ^GShow ^Fthem to me,

^FI've met alot of them,__ ^Gbut never one Ive hated, ^FEven if you've had 13 kids,__ ^Gand you think the look deflated, ^FThere's no such thing as a bad breast, ^GThis much I know is true, ^FIf you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, ^GI'd love to see yours to,______ ^FShow them to me, ^{G F}Show them to me, ^FJust like those girls go wild on ^Gt.v., ^FJust lean back and show your rack, ^AmAnd I'll be in exstacy, ^FIf you've got 2 ^Gkasobba's, ^FShow them to me, ^FC'mon baby let me ^Gsee, ^FThe whole world will live in ^Gharmony,___ ^FIt'll do you good, and it'll give me wood, ^AmBaby we'll make history,

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^FIf you love your ^Gcountry,________

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I'M GONNA SING IT ONE MORE TIME,___ ^FIf you love your ^Gcountry,

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name your town

do you love your country? ^FThen get up and show them big ole titties to ^Gme_____________ AHH-WOOOO!