Robert Earl Keen - Merry christmas from the family

^FMom got drunk and D^Fad got drunk ^Fat our Christmas ^Fparty ^FWe were drinking ^Amchampagne punch and h^Fomemade eg^Ggnog ^FLittle sister brought her ^Fnew boyfriend ^FHe was a ^FMexican ^FWe didn't know what to ^Amthink of him until he s^Fang Feliz ^GNavidad, Feliz Navid^Fad

Brother Ken brought his k^Fids with him ^FThe three from his f^First wife Lynn ^FAnd the two i^Amdentical twins from his s^Fecond wife Mary N^Gell ^FOf course he brought his n^Few wife Kay ^FWho talks all a^Fbout AA ^FChain smoking while the s^Amtereo plays N^Foel, N^Goel The First N^Foel

^GCarve the Turkey Turn the ball game on ^FMix margaritas when the eggnog's gone ^GSend somebody to the Quickpak Store ^FWe need some ice and an extension chord ^GA can of bean dip and some Diet Rites ^FA box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights ^FHalelluja everyb^Amody say cheese ^FMerry Christmas from the ^Gfamil^Fy

Fran and Rita drove from H^Farlingen ^FI can't remember how I'm k^Fin to them ^FBut when they tried to plug their m^Amotor home in They b^Flew our Christmas l^Gights ^FCousin David knew just ^Fwhat went wrong ^FSo we all waited out on ^Four front lawn ^FHe threw a breaker and the lig^Amhts came on And ^Fwe sang Silent N^Gight, oh Silent N^Fight, ^Foh Holy N^Fight

^GCarve the turkey turn the ball game on ^FMake Bloody Marys

^GSend somebody to the Stop 'N Go ^FWe need some celery and a can of fake snow ^GA bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites ^FA box of Tampons, some Salem Lights ^FHalelluja, e^Amverybody say cheese ^FMerry Christmas from the ^GFamil^Fy

^FFeliz Navid^Fad!