Robert Earl Keen - Merry christmas from the family

^GMom got drunk and D^Cad got drunk ^Gat our Christmas ^Cparty ^GWe were drinking ^Emchampagne punch and h^Comemade eg^Dgnog ^GLittle sister brought her ^Cnew boyfriend ^GHe was a ^CMexican ^GWe didn't know what to ^Emthink of him until he s^Cang Feliz ^DNavidad, Feliz Navid^Gad

Brother Ken brought his k^Cids with him ^GThe three from his f^Cirst wife Lynn ^GAnd the two i^Emdentical twins from his s^Cecond wife Mary N^Dell ^GOf course he brought his n^Cew wife Kay ^GWho talks all a^Cbout AA ^GChain smoking while the s^Emtereo plays N^Coel, N^Doel The First N^Goel

^DCarve the Turkey Turn the ball game on ^CMix margaritas when the eggnog's gone ^DSend somebody to the Quickpak Store ^CWe need some ice and an extension chord ^DA can of bean dip and some Diet Rites ^CA box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights ^GHalelluja everyb^Emody say cheese ^CMerry Christmas from the ^Dfamil^Gy

Fran and Rita drove from H^Carlingen ^GI can't remember how I'm k^Cin to them ^GBut when they tried to plug their m^Emotor home in They b^Clew our Christmas l^Dights ^GCousin David knew just ^Cwhat went wrong ^GSo we all waited out on ^Cour front lawn ^GHe threw a breaker and the lig^Emhts came on And ^Cwe sang Silent N^Dight, oh Silent N^Gight, ^Coh Holy N^Gight

^DCarve the turkey turn the ball game on ^CMake Bloody Marys

^DSend somebody to the Stop 'N Go ^CWe need some celery and a can of fake snow ^DA bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites ^CA box of Tampons, some Salem Lights ^GHalelluja, e^Emverybody say cheese ^CMerry Christmas from the ^DFamil^Gy

^CFeliz Navid^Gad!