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G C e|------3--------3------0--------0-------------------------------------------| B|------0--------0------1--------1-------------------------------------------| G|------0--------0------0--------0-------------------------------------------| D|------0--------0------2--oh2---2-------------------------------------------| A|------2---0h2--2----3-3--------3-------------------------------------------| E|----3-3--------3------x--------x-------------------------------------------| Repeat until the chorus chorus:
ACarve the Turkey CTurn the ball game on AIt's margaritas when the eggnog's gone CSend somebody to the Quickpak Store AWe need some ice and an extension chord CA can of bean dip and some Diet Rites AA box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights CHalelluja everybody say cheese AMerry Christmas from the family