Ray Stevens - Im my own grandpa

^GMany, many years ago when ^DI was 23 I was married to a widow who was ^Gpretty as can be This widow had a grow^E7n-up daughter ^Amwho had hair of red My ^A7father fell in love with her and ^Dsoon they too were wed This ^Gmade my dad my son-in-law and ^Dreally changed my life For now my daughter was my mother '^Gcause she was my father's wife ^DAnd to ^Gcomplicate the ^E7matter even ^Amthough it brought me joy ^AI s^A7oon became the father of a ^Dbouncing baby boy

My ^Glittle baby then became a ^Dbrother-in-law to dad And so he became my uncle ^Gthough it mad me very sad For if he were my ^Euncle that would ^Amalso made him brother Of the ^Awidows grown-up daughter who was of ^Dcourse my stepmother

^G#Father's wife then had a son who ^D#kept them on the run And he became my grandchild for he was ^G#my daughter's son My wife is ^Fnow my mother's ^A#mmother and it makes me blue ^A#Because although she is my wife she's^D# my grandmother two

^ANow if my wife is my grandmother ^Ethen I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it, ^Anearly drives me wild 'Cause now I have ^F#become the strangest ^Bmcase you ever saw As ^Bhusband of my grandmother I ^Eam my own grandpaw

Oh ^AI'm my ^Eown grand^Apaw ^DI'm my own grand^Epaw It sounds ^Afunny I know but it ^Dreally is so ^AI'm my ^Eown grand^Apaw

I'm my ^Eown grand^Apaw ^DI'm my own grand^Epaw ^AI'm my ^Eown grandpaw