Ray Stevens - Im my own grandpa

^DNow many many years ago when ^AI was twenty three I was married to a widow who was ^Dpretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter ^Gwho had hair of red My ^Efather fell in love with her and ^Asoon the two were wed

This ^Dmade my dad my son-in-law and ^Achanged my very life My daughter was my mother cause ^Dshe was my father's wife To complicate the matters even ^Gthough it brought me joy I ^Esoon became the father of a ^Abouncing baby boy

^DMy little baby then became a ^Abrother-in-law to dad And so became my uncle though it ^Dmade me very sad For if he was my uncle ^Gthat also made him the brother Of ^Ethe widow's grown-up daughter w^Aho of course was my step-mother

My ^Dfather's wife then had a son that ^Akept them on the run And he became my grandchild ^Dfor he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother ^Gand it makes me blue Because ^Ealthough she is my wife ^Ashe's my grandmother to

Now if my ^Dwife is my grandmother then I^A am her grandchild And every time I think of it it ^Dnearly drives me wild For now I have become the strangest ^Gcase you ever saw As ^Ethe husband of my grandmother I^A am my own grandpa

^DI'm my ^Aown grand-^Dpa ^GI'm my ^Down grand-^Apa It sounds ^Dfunny I know but it r^Geally is so Oh ^DI'm my ^Aown grand-^Dpa