Ray Stevens - Im my own grandpa

Now ^Dmany many years ago when I^A was twenty-three I was married to a widow who was ^Dpretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter ^Gwho had hair of red My ^Efather fell in love with her and ^Asoon the two were wed

This ^Dmade my dad my son-in-law and ^Achanged my very life My daughter was my mother 'cause she ^Dwas my father's wife To complicate the matters even ^Gthough it brought me joy I ^Esoon became the father of a ^Abouncing baby boy

My ^Dlittle baby then became a ^Abrother-in-law to dad And so became my uncle though it ^Dmade me very sad For if he was my uncle that ^Galso made him the brother Of the ^Ewidow's grown-up daughter who of ^Acourse was my step-mother

My ^Dfather's wife then had a son that ^Akept them on the run And he became my grandchild for he ^Dwas my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother ^Gand it makes me blue Because ^Ealthough she is my wife she's ^Amy grandmother too

Now if ^Dmy wife is my grandmother then ^AI am her grandchild And every time I think of it it n^Dearly drives me wild For now I have become the strangest c^Gase you ever saw As the ^Ehusband of my grandmother I a^Am my own grandpa

^DI'm my ^Aown grand^Dpa I'm^G my own^D grandpa ^A It sounds ^Dfunny I know but it r^Geally is so Oh ^DI'm my ^Aown grand^Dpa

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