Ray Stevens - I am my own grandpa

^DNow many many ye^Aars ago when I was twenty-three I was married t^Do a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had ^Ga grown up daughter who had hair of red My ^Efather ^Afell in love with her and soon they too were wed

This ^Dmade my dad my s^Aon-in-law and changed my very life My daughter was^D my mother for she was my father's wife To complicate t^Ghe matter even though it brought me joy I s^Eoon bec^Aame the father of a bouncing baby boy

My li^Dttle baby then b^Aecame a brother-in-law to dad And so became m^Dy uncle though it made me very sad For if he was m^Gy uncle then that also made him brother Of ^Ethe wid^Aor's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother

Fathe^Dr's wife then ha^Ad a son who kept him on the run And he became m^Dy grandchild for he was my daughter's son My wife is now ^Gmy mother's mother and it makes me blue Bec^Eause al^Athough she is my wife she's my grandmother too

Now i^Df my wife is my ^Agrandmother then I'm her grandchild And every time ^DI think of it it nearly drives me wild For now I have ^Gbecome the strangest case you ever saw As ^Ehusband^A of my grandmother I am my own grandpa

^DI'm my o^Awn grand-^Dpa I^G'm my ow^G7n grand-p^Aa It^D sounds funny I know ^Gbut it really is so Oh I^D'm m^Ay own gran^Dd-pa