--------- --------- I am My Own Grandpa! -Ray Stevens --------- --------- Hey! This is a good good song... it goes..

Now m^Dany, many years ago ^Awhen I was twenty-three I was married to a wi^Ddder who was pretty as can be This widder had a gro^Gwn up daughter who had hair of red My ^Efather fe^All in love with her and soon they too were wed.

This ^Dmade my dad my son-i^An-law and changed my very life My daughter was my mo^Dther for she was my father's wife To complicate the mat^Gter even though it brought me joy I s^Eoon becam^Ae the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My li^Dttle baby then becam^Ae a brother-in-law to dad And so became my uncl^De though it made me very sad For if he was my uncl^Ge then that also made him brother Of ^Ethe widde^Ar's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother.

Fathe^Dr's wife then had a ^Ason who kept him on the run And he became my gran^Ddchild for he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mot^Gher's mother and it makes me blue Bec^Eause alth^Aough she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.

Now i^Df my wife is my gran^Admother, then I'm her grandchild And every time I thin^Dk of it, it nearly drives me wild For now I have become^G the strangest case you ever saw As ^Ehusband o^Af my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

^DI'm my o^Awn grand-^Dpa. ^GI'm my o^G7wn grand-^Apa. It s^Dounds funny I know, b^Gut it really is so Oh, ^DI'm my^A own grand^D-pa.

Enjoy! tabbed by the idiosyncratic talents Vikrant and The Jailbreak Band

Ray Stevens - I am my own grandpa