--------- --------- I am My Own Grandpa! -Ray Stevens --------- --------- Hey! This is a good good song... it goes..

Now m^Cany, many years ago ^Fwhen I was twenty-three I was married to a wi^Cdder who was pretty as can be This widder had a gro^Fwn up daughter who had hair of red My ^Dfather fe^Fll in love with her and soon they too were wed.

This ^Cmade my dad my son-i^Fn-law and changed my very life My daughter was my mo^Cther for she was my father's wife To complicate the mat^Fter even though it brought me joy I s^Doon becam^Fe the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My li^Cttle baby then becam^Fe a brother-in-law to dad And so became my uncl^Ce though it made me very sad For if he was my uncl^Fe then that also made him brother Of ^Dthe widde^Fr's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother.

Fathe^Cr's wife then had a ^Fson who kept him on the run And he became my gran^Cdchild for he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mot^Fher's mother and it makes me blue Bec^Dause alth^Fough she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.

Now i^Cf my wife is my gran^Fdmother, then I'm her grandchild And every time I thin^Ck of it, it nearly drives me wild For now I have become^F the strangest case you ever saw As ^Dhusband o^Ff my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

^CI'm my o^Fwn grand-^Cpa. ^FI'm my o^F7wn grand-^Fpa. It s^Counds funny I know, b^Fut it really is so Oh, ^CI'm my^F own grand^C-pa.

Enjoy! tabbed by the idiosyncratic talents Vikrant and The Jailbreak Band

Ray Stevens - I am my own grandpa