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[Intro] Cmaj9 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 e|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|--------------------------------|-------------------------4---5-| D|5-----------4-------------------|-------------------------------| A|------7-----------5-----7-------3----5------2---3---------------| E|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 e|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|--------------------------------|---------------7------------5--| D|5-----------4-------------------7----5----------------7---------| A|------7-----------5-----7-------|-----------7-------------------| E|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| Em7 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 e|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|--------------------------------|-------------------------4---5-| D|5-----------4-------------------|-------------------------------| A|------7-----------5-----7-------3----5------2---3---------------| E|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 e|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|--------------------------------|---------------7------------5--| D|5-----------4-------------------7----5----------------7---------| A|------7-----------5-----7-------|-----------7-------------------| E|--------------------------------|-------------------------------| [Verse 1]
the Cmaj9mongrel cat came home Cmaj9holding half a head proEm7ceeded to show it off to Em7all his newfound friends he said, i Cmaj9been where i liked i Cmaj9slept with who i like she Em7ate me up for breakfast she Em7screwed me in a vice, but now
[Chorus]
C i don't know why i Am7feel so tongue tied [Bridge] Cmaj9 Em7
[Verse 2]
Cmaj9i sat in the cupboard and Cmaj9wrote it down in neat they were Em7cheering and waving, Em7cheering and waving Em7twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis but it got Cmaj9edited, fucked up Cmaj9strangled, beaten up Em7used in a photo in time magazine Em7buried in a burning black hole in Devon
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C i don't know why i Am7feel so tongue tied Em don't know why i Emfeel so skinned alive
[Verse 3]
my Cmaj9thoughts are misguided and a little naïve, i Cmaj9twitch and i salivate like with myxomatosis you should Em7put me in a home or you should put me down, i got Em7myxomatosis, i got myxomatosis yeah Cmaj9no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars wait, that Cmaj9wasn't my intention, i did it for a reason it Em7must have got mixed up, strangled, beaten up, i got Em7myxomatosis, i got myxomatosis
[Chorus]
C i don't know why i Am7feel so tongue tied [Outro] Cmaj9 Em7 Em7+5 E6 Em7 Em