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These are simplified chords ideal for acoustic or general rhythm. There is slight variation in the chords which only consist of a single note change which is necessary for best resulting sound. Don't worry, the only somewhat complex part is the end. Enjoy, and feel free to criticize. ***Variations***
Dsus2Gm*

x x 0 2 3 0

3 5 5 3 4 3

(We'll just call this one Gm* for simplicity's sake) G7sus4

2 3 0 0 3 x

(Not the exact chord name but whatever) DMaj7

x x 0 2 2 2

Intro: Dm Dsus2 Gm* Gm A A7
DmDrag him out your window, dragging out the dead Singing I miss you, Dsus2snakes and ladders flip the Gmlid Gm* Gm Out pops the cracker, smacks you in the head, knives you in the neck Kicks you in the Ateeth steel toe caps takes all your A7credit cards
Get up get the gunge
DmGet the eggs get the flan in the face The flan in the face, the Dsus2flan in the face Gm Gm* Dance you fucker, dance you fucker
Don't you dare, don't you dare
Don't you Gmflan in the face ATake it with the love its given, take it with a A7pinch of salt
Take it to the tax man
DmLet me back, let me back I promise to be good, don't Dsus2look in the mirror Gm Gm* At the face you don't recognize Help me, call the doctor, Gmput me inside APut me inside, put me inside A7Put me inside, put me inside
DI keep the wolf from the door, but he Dsus2calls me up GCalls me on the phone, tells me all the ways
That he's gonna mess me up
F#mSteal all my children if I don't pay the ransom Dmaj7And I'll never see them again if I Gsqueal to the cops
**Interlude**
DmOh, oh, Coh, oh whoa Bboh no no, no no no, Fno no no no, no no no no ANo no no no, no, no no
(x3, cut F and A short on last one)
DmWalking like giant cranes, and with my X-ray eyes I Dsus2strip you naked Gm Gm* In a tight little world, and are you on the list' Stepford Wives who are Gmwe to complain' AInvestments and dealers, investments and dealers A7Cold wives and mistresses, cold wives and
DmSunday papers city Boys in First Class don't know they'rDsus2e born at all Gm Gm* Someone else is gonna come and clean it up Born and raised for the Gmjob Someone always Adoes, I wish you'd get up get over A7Get up get going, and turn the tape off
DI keep the wolf from the door, but he Dsus2calls me up GCalls me on the phone, tells me all the ways
That he's gonna mess me up
F#mSteal all my children if I don't pay the ransom Dmaj7And I'll never see them again if I Gsqueal to the cops, so I'm just gonna
DOooooh, oooh G7sus4oooh F#mOooooh, oooh oooh Dmaj7Ooooooooh, G7sus4oooooh
(Strum last 2 chords one time each) There ya have it. Rate this tab whatever you feel it deserves. Any and all feedback is greatly and sincerely appreciated by me. Thank you!