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Tabbed By:Eric Vezeau Band:Nofx Song:Shes Nubs album: the war on errorism (fat wreck chords 2003) #5 tuning: standard, EADGBe written by: fat mike, eric melvin and el hefe open chords | power chords D A E | D5 A5 E5 F#5 |--2----0----0--|--------------------| |--3----2----0--|--------------------| |--2----2----1--|--7---------9-------| |--0----2----2--|--7----7----9----4--| |--x----0----2--|--5----7----7----4--| |--x----x----0--|-------5---------2--|

it's kind of ^Dhard to wear high heels^A or slip ^Don banana ^Apeels ^Dhow does she get ^Ain and out of ^Etubs? i ^Dhope she don't get ^Amad i hope she ^Dthinks this song is good not ^Abad cause ^D5we think that she's ^E5totally rad, she's ^A5nubs

no ^D5fingers, no ^A5toes, she ^D5doesn't own ^A5elbows no ^D5phalanges no ^A5knobby knees to ^E5knock she don't ^D5need knuckles or ^A5hands to ^D5go see punk rock ^A5bands ^D5she's always ^E5in the stands, she's ^A5nubs

she ^D5can't pick up a ^A5phone, she ^D5can't get dressed ^A5alone ^D5She's got no ^A5funny bone, she's ^E5nubs No s^D5hoes for f^A5eet but we ^D5sure do think she's ^A5neat, she's ^D5nubs, she's ^E5nubs, she's ^A5nubs

now comes the interlude, guitar 1 keeps playin this chord progression and guitar 2 comes in with some riff, dunno what it is, then it moves into this...

^F#5I asked her if she want a ^D5drink, I ^A5asked her if she liked Toron^E5to, I a^F#5sked her to go out to the ^D5bar, but all she said was ^E5no thanks, no and ^A5no

It was ^D5time for us to ^A5leave, so I ^D5grabbed and shook her ^A5sleeve and ^D5told her I'd see ^A5her at the next ^E5club she ^D5got into a ^A5pack and some guy ^D5put her on his ^A5back, she ^D5said goodbye and ^E5kinda waved her s^A5tub

she's ^D5got beauitful ^A5eyes, and ^D5breasts regular ^A5size, ^D5but without ^A5calves or thighs, ^E5she's nubs It's ^D5hard to give good ^A5head or ^D5get tied to a ^A5bed, ^D5when all you've got is a ^E5body and head, she's ^A5nubs

she's ^D5nubs, she's nubs, she's ^A5nubs... etc etc oh she ^Dmay not walk the ^Awalk, and she ^Dmay not like to ^Atalk but ^D5boy she sure knows ^E5how to rock, she's ^A5nubs

Nofx - Shes nubs