Nofx - Shes nubs

^DIt's kinda hard to^A wear high heel^Ds or slip ^Aon banana peels ^DHow does she get ^Ain and out of ^Etubs I ^Dhope she dont get ^Amad I hope she t^Dhinks this song is good not b^Aad Cause ^Dwe think that she's ^Etotally rad she's n^Aubs

No ^Dfingers no t^Aoes she do^Desn't own elb^Aows No ^Dphalanges no ^Aknobby knees to ^Eknock She don't ^Dneed knuckles or ^Ahands to ^Dgo see punk rock ^Abands ^DShe's always ^Ein the stands she's n^Aubs She ^Dcan't pick up a ^Aphone she c^Dan't get dressed a^Alone ^DShe's got no ^Afunny bone she's n^Eubs No ^Dshoes for ^Afeet but we sure ^Ddo think she's ^Aneat she's n^Dubs she's nu^Ebs she's ^Anubs

^F#I asked her if she want a dr^Dink I ask^Aed her if she liked Tor^Eonto ^F#I asked her to go out to the ba^Dr but all she said was no tha^Enks no and no ^A

It was ^Dtime for us to ^Aleave so I g^Drabbed and shook her s^Aleeve and ^Dtold her I'd ^Asee her at the next ^Eclub she ^Dgot into a ^Apack and some guy ^Dput her on his ^Aback ^Dshe said g^Eoodbye and kinda waved her ^Astub She's ^Dgot beauitful ^Aeyes and b^Dreasts regular s^Aize ^Dbut without ^Acalves and thighs she's n^Eubs It's ^Dhard to give good ^Ahead or get ^Dtied to a ^Abed when ^Dall you've got is a ^Ebody and head she's nub^As ^DShe's ^Anubs S^Dhe's n^Aubs Sh^De's nu^Abs She's nub^Es

Oh she ^Dmay not walk the ^Awalk and she m^Day not like to t^Aalk But ^Dboy she sure knows ^Ehow to rock she's n^Aubs she is nubs