Nofx - Shes nubs

It's kinda ^Dhard to wear high ^Aheels, or slip ^Don banana ^Apeels ^DHow does she get ^Ain and out of ^Etubs I ^Dhope she dont get ^Amad, I hope she ^Dthinks this song is good not ^Abad Cause ^Dwe think that she's ^Etotally rad, she's ^Anubs.

No ^Dfingers, no ^Atoes, she ^Ddoesn't own e^Albows, No ^Dphalanges no ^Aknobby knees to ^Eknock. She don't ^Dneed knuckles or ^Ahands to ^Dgo see punk rock ^Abands ^DShe's always ^Ein the stands, she's ^Anubs She ^Dcan't pick up a ^Aphone, she ^Dcan't get dressed ^Aalone ^DShe's got no ^Afunny bone, she's ^Enubs No ^Dshoes for ^Afeet but we sure ^Ddo think she's ^Aneat, she's ^Dnubs, she's ^Enubs, she's ^Anubs

^F# I asked her if she want a ^Ddrink, I ^Aasked her if she liked ^EToronto, ^F# I asked her to go out to the ^Dbar, but all she said was no ^Ethanks, no and ^Ano

It was ^Dtime for us to ^Aleave, so I ^Dgrabbed and shook her ^Asleeve and ^Dtold her I'd ^Asee her at the next ^Eclub. she ^Dgot into a ^Apack and some guy ^Dput her on his ^Aback,^D she said ^Egoodbye and kinda waved her ^Astub She's ^Dgot beauitful ^Aeyes, and ^Dbreasts regular ^Asize, ^Dbut without ^Acalves and thighs, she's ^Enubs It's ^Dhard to give good ^Ahead or get ^Dtied to a ^Abed, when ^Dall you've got is a ^Ebody and head, she's nu^Abs ^DShe's ^Anubs, ^DShe's ^Anubs, ^DShe's ^Anubs, She's ^Enubs...

Oh she ^Dmay not walk the ^Awalk, and she ^Dmay not like to ^Atalk But ^Dboy she sure knows ^Ehow to rock, she's ^Anubs (she is nubs).