Mother Mother - Verbatim

^Fm Oh oh^G Yea eah^Cm Oh oh^Ab Yea eah^{Fm Fm} Oh oh^G Yea eah^Cm Oh oh ^Ab

^FmI wear women's ^Gunderwear And then I ^Cmgo to strike a pose in my ^Abfull length mirror ^Fm I cross my legs just ^Glike a queer But my ^Cmlibido is strong when a ^Ablady is near, ya

^Fm What defines a ^Gstraight man straight? Is it the ^Cmboxer in the briefs or a ^Abtwelve ounce steak? Naw. ^Fm I'll tell you what a ^Gwoman loves most It's a ^Cmman who can slap but can also stroke

^FmGoin' in the wind is an ^Geddy of the truth and it'^Cms naked It's ver^Abbatim and it's s^Ghakin' ^FmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ^G no, no, no more getting' ^Cmelated No more ^Ablistless invit^Gations ^G

^FmI live by a ^Ghospital And every ^Cmday I go out walking past its ^Absickly windows ^FmI see people ^Gdying there But my ^Cmtender age makes it ^Abhard to care

^FmThe incinerator and a ^Gbig smoke stack It's a ^Cmphallic symbol and it ^Abmakes me laugh *ha* ^Fm All I need is a ^Gheart attack C'mon, ^Cmhumble my bones with a Cardiac

^FmGoin' in the wind is an ^Geddy of the truth and it'^Cms naked It's ver^Abbatim and it's s^Ghakin' ^FmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ^G no, no, no more getting' ^Cmelated No more ^Ablistless invit^Gations ^{G Gb}

For the ^Fmlove ^Fmof ^Fmfuck For the ^Gsake ^Gof ^GPete Did you ^Ebever r^Ebeally ^Ebthink You'd love a ^Abguy ^Ablike ^Abme? I am the ^Fmrooster ^Fmin the ^Fmmorning I'm the ^Gcock ^Gof t^Ghe ^Gday I'm the ^Ebboxer ^Ebin the ^Ebbriefs I'm a ^Abtwelve-^Abounce ^Absteak ^FmEh-oh ^G Eh-oh^Eb Eh-oh^Ab Yehbo ^Fm Yehbo ^G Yehbo ^Eb Yehbo ^Ab Yehbooooo ^Db It's ver^Abbatim And ^Dbya, and it's ^Abnaked And ^Dbya, and it's ^Abshakin' It ^Gshakes, ^Gshakes ^Gshakes

^Fm Oh oh^G Yea eah^Cm Oh oh^Ab Yea e^Fmah Oh oh^G Yea eah^Cm Oh oh^Ab Yea eah

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