Capo: 3

Tabbed by Josh Mulla I play this song with a CAPO on 3 so Im not endlessly doing barchords. If you do not have a problem with barchords, you can use the transpose tool to transpose the chorsd 3 half steps down. Capo 3

^DmI wear women's ^Emunderwear And then I ^Amgo to strike a pose in my ^Ffull length mirror ^Dm I cross my legs just ^Emlike a queer But my ^Amlibido is strong when a ^Flady is near, ya

^Dm What defines a ^Emstraight man straight? Is it the ^Amboxer in the briefs or a ^Ftwelve ounce steak? ^Dm I'll tell you what a ^Emwoman loves most Am N.C. It's a man who can slap but can also stroke

^DmGoin' in the wind is an ^Emeddy of the truth and it's^Am naked It's ver^Fbatim and it's ^Emshakin' ^DmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ^Em no, no, no more getting' ^Amelated No more ^Flistless invi^Emtations ^Em

^DmI live by a ^Emhospital And every ^Amday I go out walking past its ^Fsickly windows ^DmI see people ^Emdying there But my ^Amtender age makes it ^Fhard to care

^DmIncinerator and a ^Embig smoke stack It's a ^Amphallic symbol and it ^Fmakes me laugh *ha* ^Dm All I need is a ^Emheart attack Am N.C. C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac

For the ^Dmlove ^Dmof ^Dmfuck For the ^Esake ^Eof ^EPete Did you ^Aever ^Areally ^Athink You'd love a ^Fguy ^Flike ^Fme? I am the ^Dmrooster ^Dmin the ^Dmmorning I'm the ^Ecock ^Eof ^Ethe ^Eday I'm the ^Aboxer ^Ain the ^Abriefs I'm a ^Ftwelve ^Founce ^Fsteak

^AmEh-oh ^Em Eh-oh ^Cm Eh-oh ^F Yehbo ^Am Yehbo ^F Yehbo ^Bb Yehbo ^F Yehbooooo

^BbYa, it's ver^Fbatim And ^Bbya, and it's ^Fnaked And ^Bbya, and it's ^Fshakin' It ^Emshakes, ^Emshakes ^Emshakes

^Dm Oh oh^Em Yea eah ^Am Oh oh ^F Yea eah repeat to finish.

Mother Mother - Verbatim