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Capo: 3
Tuning: E A D G B E
Tabbed by Josh Mulla
I play this song with a CAPO on 3 so Im not endlessly doing barre chords.
If you do not have a problem with barre chords, you can use the transpose
tool to transpose the chords 3 half steps up.
E is actually an Eb9. If strumming just play an E.
if finger picking, play like so:
e|-------1--|
B|----------|
G|-----1----|
D|---2------|
A|----------|
E|-0--------|
Capo 3
DmI wear women's Eunderwear
And then I Amgo to strike a pose in my Ffull length mirror
Dm I cross my legs just Elike a queer
But my liAmbido is strong when a Flady is near, ya
Dm What defines a Estraight man straight?
Is it the Amboxer in the briefs or a Ftwelve ounce steak?
Dm I'll tell you what a Ewoman loves most
It's a Amman who can slap b
N.C.
ut can also strokeDmGoin' in the wind is an Eeddy of the truth and it's Amnaked
It's verFbatim and it's Eshakin'
DmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em no, no, no more getting' eAmlated
No more Flistless inviEtations E
AAAAAh!
DmI live by a Ehospital
And every Amday I go out walking past its Fsickly windows
DmI see people Edying there
But my Amtender age makes it Fhard to Fcare
DmIncinerator and a Ebig smoke stack
It's a Amphallic symbol and it Fmakes me laugh *ha*
Dm All I need is a Eheart attack
C'mon, Amhum
N.C.
ble my bones with a CardiacDmGoin' in the wind is an Eeddy of the truth and it'sAm naked
It's verFbatim and it's Eshakin'
DmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
E no, no, no more getting' Amelated
No more Flistless inviEtationsE Dm
For the Dmlove Dmof Dmfuck
For the sGake oGf PGete
Did you Cever rCeally Cthink
You'd love a Fguy Flike Fme?
I am the Dmrooster Dmin the Dmmorning
I'm the Gcock Gof Gthe Gday
I'm the Cboxer Cin the Cbriefs
I'm a Ftwelve Founce Fsteak
DmEh-oh GEh-oh CEh-oh FYehbo
Dm Yehbo GYehbo CYehbo YFehbooooo
Bb it's verFbatim
And Bbya, and it's Fnaked
And Bbya, and it's Fshakin'
It Eshakes, Eshakes sEhakes
Dm Oh oh EYea eah AmOh oh F Woo ooh Dmooh!
Dm Oh oh EYea eah AmOh oh F Woo ooh Dmooh!
Dm Oh oh EYea eah AmOh oh
repeat to finish.