Misc Unsigned Bands - The lancashire hotpots - shopmobility scooter

^FIn 2004 I read a ^Amletter in the star It were ^Fabout a German market in the ^Gto^Gwn^{Gsus4 G Gsus2 G} They were ^Fsellin fancy cheese an meat, an ^Amcontinental wine An the ^Fauthor of the letter had to ^Gfrown

Cause where’s he gonn^Fa park where’s he go^Amnna park His shopmobility ^Fscooter To^Gday X 2

In ^F2005 I heard a ^Amtale in the pub Big ^Ffrank were tekkin scooter down to ^Gsh^Gop^{Gsus4 G Gsus2 G} Well ^Fhalf way there, he hit the kerb and ^Ambattery went flat Now he’^Fs stuck about ½ a mile from ^Gco-op.

An where’s he gonn^Fa charge Where’s he go^Amnna charge His shopmobility ^Fscooterrrr……^G. Tadaaayyyyy X 2

In ^F2006 I had me ^Ameye on fairer sex I where ^Ftryin to impress this lovely lass called ^Gje^Gan^{Gsus4 G Gsus2 G} I ^Fgot meself a rascal an painted ^Amlightning on the side Now I’^Fm courting, an its thanks to mean m^Gachine

But where am I gonna put ^Fjean where am I gonna put ^Amjean In me shopmobility ^Fscooterrrrr…. T^Gadaaayyyyyy X 2