Misc Unsigned Bands - The lancashire hotpots - shopmobility scooter

^GIn 2004 I read a ^Emletter in the star It were ^Cabout a German market in the ^Dto^Dwn^{Dsus4 D Dsus2 D} They were ^Gsellin fancy cheese an meat, an ^Emcontinental wine An the ^Cauthor of the letter had to ^Dfrown

Cause where’s he gonn^Ga park where’s he go^Emnna park His shopmobility ^Cscooter To^Dday X 2

In ^G2005 I heard a ^Emtale in the pub Big ^Cfrank were tekkin scooter down to ^Dsh^Dop^{Dsus4 D Dsus2 D} Well ^Ghalf way there, he hit the kerb and ^Embattery went flat Now he’^Cs stuck about ½ a mile from ^Dco-op.

An where’s he gonn^Ga charge Where’s he go^Emnna charge His shopmobility ^Cscooterrrr……^D. Tadaaayyyyy X 2

In ^G2006 I had me ^Emeye on fairer sex I where ^Ctryin to impress this lovely lass called ^Dje^Dan^{Dsus4 D Dsus2 D} I ^Ggot meself a rascal an painted ^Emlightning on the side Now I’^Cm courting, an its thanks to mean m^Dachine

But where am I gonna put ^Gjean where am I gonna put ^Emjean In me shopmobility ^Cscooterrrrr…. T^Dadaaayyyyyy X 2