Misc Unsigned Bands - The lancashire hotpots - shopmobility scooter

^GIn 2004 I read a ^Emletter in the star It were ^Cabout a German market in the ^Dto^Dwn^{Dsus4 D Dsus2 D} They were ^Gsellin fancy cheese an meat, an ^Emcontinental wine An the ^Cauthor of the letter had to ^Dfrown

Cause where's he gonna ^Gpark where's he gonna ^Empark His shopmobility ^Cscooter To^Dday X 2

In ^G2005 I heard a ^Emtale in the pub Big ^Cfrank were tekkin scooter down to ^Dsh^Dop^{Dsus4 D Dsus2 D} Well ^Ghalf way there, he hit the kerb and ^Embattery went flat Now he's ^Cstuck about ½ a mile from co^D-op.

An where's he gonna ^Gcharge Where's he gonna ^Emcharge His shopmobility ^Cscooterrrr……. ^DTadaaayyyyy X 2

In ^G2006 I had me ^Emeye on fairer sex I where ^Ctryin to impress this lovely lass called ^Dje^Dan^{Dsus4 D Dsus2 D} I ^Ggot meself a rascal an painted ^Emlightning on the side Now I'm ^Ccourting, an its thanks to mean mac^Dhine

But where am I gonna put ^Gjean where am I gonna put ^Emjean In me shopmobility ^Cscooterrrrr…. Ta^Ddaaayyyyyy X 2