Jonathan Coulton - Re your brains

^Em Heya Tom, it’^Cs Bob From the ^Goffice down the ^Ghall ^{Gmaj7 Em} Good to see you ^Cbuddy, how’ve yo^Du been? ^C Things have be^Emen OK for me excep^Em7t that I’^A7m a zombie now I really wish you’d let u^Ds in I ^Cthink I speak for ^Gall of us when I ^B7say I under^Emstand Wh^Cy you folks might ^Ghesitate to submi^B7t to our de^Emmands But ^Chere’s an FYI^Cm: you’re all gonna die screaming

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D We’re not ^Gunreasonable, I mean^D, no-one’s gonna eat y^Cour

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D Em Bm C (C/B C C/B C C/B) We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you ^Copen ^C/Bup the d^Amoors ^CWe’ll al^C/Bl come ^Cinside an^Dd eat you^Gr brains [Verse] Em C G GCmaj7 I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? ^EmTo spend your whole l^Cife locked inside a m^Dall? ^CMaybe that’s OK fo^Emr now but someday you??^Em7?ll be out^A7 of food and guns And then you’ll have to make t^Dhe call ^CI’m not surprised^G to see you haven^B7’t thought ^Emit through enough ^CYou never had the h^Gead for all that b^B7igger picture^Em stuff ^CBut Tom, that’s what I^Cm do, and I plan on eating you slowly

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D G D C(C/B C C/B C C/B) We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes ^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D Em Bm C(C/B C C/B C C/B) We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you ^Copen ^C/Bup the ^Dmdoors ^CWe’ll al^C/Bl come ^Cinside an^Dd eat you^D#r brains Eb G#dim (xx5656) G# I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure ap^G#mpreciate the way you’re workin^D#g with me I’m not ^A#a monster Tom, well,^G#dim technically ^CmI am I guess I ^Gam

^EmI’ve got anoth^Cer meeting Tom,^G maybe we could ^Gwrap ^Gmaj7it up ^EmI know we’ll ge^Ct to common ground^D somehow C (xx3434) Em Em7 A7 Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we’ll table this ^Dfor now I?^C??m glad to see yo^Gu take constructi^B7ve criticis^Emm well Th^Cank you for your t^Gime I know we’r^B7e all busy ^Emas hell And ^Cwe’ll put thi^Cms thing to bed when I bash your head open

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D G D C (C/B C C/B C C/B) We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes ^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D Em Bm C (C/B C C/B C C/B) We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you ^Copen ^C/Bup the ^Amdoors ^CWe’ll al^C/Bl come ^Cinside an^Dd eat you^Gr brains