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Transcribed by M_Pony [Verse]
Am Heya Tom, it's FBob.. from the Coffice down the Chall Cmaj7 Am Good to see you Fbuddy, how've you Gbeen' Fdim (xx3434) Am Am7 D7 Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now I really wish you'd let us Gin I Fthink I speak for Call of us when I E7say I underAmstand WhFy you folks might Chesitate to submiE7t to our deAmmand But Fhere's an FYI: Fmyou're all gonna die.. screaming
[Chorus]
CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G C G F (F/E F F/E F) G We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G Am Em F (F/E F F/E F F/E) We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you Fopen F/Eup the Dmdoors FWe'll all F/Ecome inFside and Geat your Cbrains
[verse, chords as above] I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan' To spend your whole life locked inside a mall' Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns And then you'll have to make the call I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly [repeat Chorus, but with a slightly different ending]
FWe'll all F/Ecome inFside and Geat your Abbrains Eb C#dim(xx5656) C# I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure apC#mpreciate the way you're working Abwith me I'm not a Ebmonster Tom, well, tC#dimechnically I Fmam I guess I Cam
[verse, chords as above] I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up I know we'll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell And we'll put this thing to bed When I bash your head.. open [repeat first chorus]