Jonathan Coulton - Re your brains

^Em Heya Tom, it's ^CBob From the of^Gfice down the ha^Gll ^{Gmaj7 Em} Good to see you ^Cbuddy, how've you ^Dbeen' ^C Things have be^Emen OK for me excep^Em7t that I'm ^A7a zombie now I really wish you'd let us ^Din I ^Cthink I speak for ^Gall of us when I ^B7say I under^Emstand Wh^Cy you folks might ^Ghesitate to submi^B7t to our de^Emmands But ^Chere's an FYI: ^Cmyou're all gonna die screaming

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D We're not un^Greasonable, I mean, ^Dno-one's gonna eat your ^C

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D Em Bm C (C/B C C/B C C/B) We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you ^Copen ^C/Bup the d^Amoors ^CWe'll all ^C/Bcome in^Cside and ^Deat your ^Gbrains [Verse] Em C G GCmaj7 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan' ^EmTo spend your whole l^Cife locked inside a m^Dall' ^CMaybe that's OK for ^Emnow but someday you'll ^Em7be out of ^A7food and guns And then you'll have to make the^D call ^CI'm not surprised t^Go see you haven't^B7 thought it t^Emhrough enough ^CYou never had the h^Gead for all that b^B7igger picture^Em stuff ^CBut Tom, that's what I d^Cmo, and I plan on eating you slowly

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D G D C(C/B C C/B C C/B) We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes ^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D Em Bm C(C/B C C/B C C/B) We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you ^Copen ^C/Bup the ^Dmdoors ^CWe'll all ^C/Bcome in^Cside and ^Deat your ^D#brains Eb G#dim (xx5656) G# I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure ap^G#mpreciate the way you're working ^D#with me I'm not a ^A#monster Tom, well, t^G#dimechnically I ^Cmam I guess I ^Gam

^EmI've got another^C meeting Tom, m^Gaybe we could wr^Gap it^Gmaj7 up ^EmI know we'll get ^Cto common ground s^Domehow C (xx3434) Em Em7 A7 Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this fo^Dr now I'^Cm glad to see you ^Gtake constructive^B7 criticism ^Emwell Th^Cank you for your t^Gime I know we're ^B7all busy as^Em hell And ^Cwe'll put this ^Cmthing to bed when I bash your head open

^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D G D C (C/B C C/B C C/B) We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes ^GAll we^D want to do is^C eat your brains^D Em Bm C (C/B C C/B C C/B) We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you ^Copen ^C/Bup the ^Amdoors ^CWe'll all ^C/Bcome in^Cside and ^Deat your ^Gbrains