Jon Lajoie - Too fast

^GmI can run a ^Fhundred miles with^Gmout stoppin' for r^Fest ^GmI can stay under w^Fater for five m^Gminutes on a single br^Feath

^FWhen I focus my mind I ^Falways reach my goal ^F But there's one thing I cannot cont^Frol...

I come too f^Cast! ^Cmaj7 C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast! A c^Fouple strokes and my e^F5rection is a ^F thing of the p^Cast

I come too f^Cast! ^Cmaj7 C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast! Som^Fetimes it's even g^F5ame over ^Fbefore I take o^Cff my pants

^GmI've read all the ^Farticles and ^GmI've tried every t^Frick ^GmThinking of Sports or ^Fnaked Cathy ^GmBates in About Schmid^Ft

^FIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll ^Flast a minute or two ^F But if we doggie-style oh man I'm sc^Fhrewed!

I come too f^Cast! ^Cmaj7 C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast! I c^Farry a spare pare of u^F5nderwear in case a ^F girl sits on my^C lap

I come too f^Cast! ^Cmaj7 C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast! I s^Fwear I'll even shoot m^F5y load... if a ^F fly lands on my^C shaft.

^CmOoo^Gmooh^C...