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Intro: Bm, A, Bm, A [Verse 1]
BmI can run a Ahundred miles withBmout stoppin' for rAest BmI can stay under wAater for five mBminutes on a single brAeath
[Bridge]
GWhen I focus my mind I Aalways reach my goal G But there's one thing I cannot contArol...
[CHORUS]
I come too fDast! Dmaj7 D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A cAouple strokes and my eG5rection is a A thing of the pDast
I come too fDast! Dmaj7 D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! SomAetimes it's even gG5ame over Abefore I take oDff my pants
[Verse 2]
BmI've read all the Aarticles and BmI've tried every tArick BmThinking of Sports or Anaked Cathy BmBates in About SchmidAt
[Bridge]
GIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll Alast a minute or two G But if we doggie-style oh man I'm scAhrewed!
[CHORUS]
I come too fDast! Dmaj7 D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! I cAarry a spare pare of uG5nderwear in case a A girl sits on myD lap
I come too fDast! Dmaj7 D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! I sAwear I'll even shoot mG5y load... if a A fly lands on myD shaft.
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