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Intro:
Bm, A, Bm, A
[Verse 1]
BmI can run a Ahundred miles
withBmout stoppin' for rAest
BmI can stay under wAater for
five mBminutes on a single brAeath
[Bridge]
GWhen I focus my mind I
Aalways reach my goal
G But there's one thing
I cannot contArol...
[CHORUS]
I come too fDast! Dmaj7
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A cAouple strokes and my
eG5rection is a
A thing of the pDast
I come too fDast! Dmaj7
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
SomAetimes it's even
gG5ame over
Abefore I take oDff my pants
[Verse 2]
BmI've read all the Aarticles
and BmI've tried every tArick
BmThinking of Sports or Anaked
Cathy BmBates in About SchmidAt
[Bridge]
GIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll
Alast a minute or two
G But if we doggie-style
oh man I'm scAhrewed!
[CHORUS]
I come too fDast! Dmaj7
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
I cAarry a spare pare of
uG5nderwear in case a
A girl sits on myD lap
I come too fDast! Dmaj7
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
I sAwear I'll even shoot
mG5y load... if a
A fly lands on myD shaft.
DmOooAmoohD...