Jon Lajoie - Too fast

^EmI can run a ^Dhundred miles wi^Emthout stopping for ^Drest ^EmI can stay under^Dwater for five m^Eminutes on a single ^Dbreath ^CWhen I focus my mind I^D always reach my goal ^CBut there's one thing I cannot co^Dntrol

I come t^Goo fast I come t^Emoo fast A ^Dcouple strokes and my ^Emerection Is a ^Dthing of the ^Gpast I come t^Goo fast I come t^Emoo fast Som^Detimes it's even ^Emgame over ^DBefore I take o^Gff my pants

^EmI've read all the ^Darticles and ^EmI've tried every ^Dtrick ^EmThinking of sports or of^D naked Kathy ^EmBates in About ^DSchmidt ^CIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll last^D a minute or two ^CBut if we doggy style oh man I'm s^Dcrewed

I come t^Goo fast I come t^Emoo fast I^D carry a spare pair of ^Emunderwear In c^Dase a girl sits on my ^Glap I come t^Goo fast I come t^Emoo fast I s^Dwear I'll even shoot ^Emmy load If a ^Dfly lands on my^G shaft

^GOh~-^Coh~-^Goh~