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Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords) I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as as I do. – Dan Dee _Intro:_ C C5 F5 C5 F5 C5… _Verse:_
CFloating in space at the Fedge of time In aC universe that we Fcan’t define CBillions of stars in the Fendless night CTryin to find purpose Ffor our lives Yet we sCtill take the time (Fstill take the time) C F – F5… Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_ n/c C5 F5 C5 F5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To milk the sC5nake F5 Girls do the taco handsC5hake F5 I’m gonnC5a hold my sausageF5 hostage…C5 tonigF5ht. C5 F5 C5
_Verse 2:_
Whether Cyou’re English, French, JapFanese, or German Whether Cyou’re at home or at a moviFe with Pee Wee Herman We Call take matters into Four own hands With the Cfive finger army we inFvade our pants We’Cd all be doing time (yes we?F??d all be doing time) C F – F5 If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_ n/c C5 F5 C5 F5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To pull the handbC5rake F5 To play vagina C5DJ F5 She’C5s gonna play cuntry on thF5e clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_ C F C G (x2) _Final Verse:_
C5 He burps his F5babyC5, she’s putting on G5a puppet show C5 Our gentitals are F5JulietC5, our hands are G5Romeo C5 He chokes his F5chickenC5, she tickles her G5cameltoe
[2 hours later]
C5 Our genitals are F5JulietC5, our hands are G5Romeo I’Fm gonna play ball on teaGm Penis??C? tonight