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Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords) I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as as I do. – Dan Dee _Intro:_ E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5… _Verse:_
EFloating in space at the Aedge of time In aE universe that we Acan’t define EBillions of stars in the Aendless night ETryin to find purpose Afor our lives Yet we sEtill take the time (Astill take the time) E A – A5… Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To milk the sE5nake A5 Girls do the taco handsE5hake A5 I’m gonnE5a hold my sausageA5 hostage…E5 tonigA5ht. E5 A5 E5
_Verse 2:_
Whether Eyou’re English, French, JapAanese, or German Whether Eyou’re at home or at a moviAe with Pee Wee Herman We Eall take matters into Aour own hands With the Efive finger army we inAvade our pants We’Ed all be doing time (yes we?A??d all be doing time) E A – A5 If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To pull the handbE5rake A5 To play vagina E5DJ A5 She’E5s gonna play cuntry on thA5e clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_ E A E B (x2) _Final Verse:_
E5 He burps his A5babyE5, she’s putting on B5a puppet show E5 Our gentitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo E5 He chokes his A5chickenE5, she tickles her B5cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5 Our genitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo I’Am gonna play ball on teaBm Penis??E? tonight