Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords) I've searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn't find them anywhere, so I to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as as I do. Dan Dee _Intro:_ E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 _Verse:_

^EFloating in space at the ^Aedge of time In a^E universe that we ^Acan't define ^EBillions of stars in the ^Aendless night ^ETryin to find purpose ^Afor our lives Yet we s^Etill take the time (^Astill take the time) E A A5 Yes, we always take the time

_Chorus:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate ah-ooh-ohh

To milk the s^E5nake ^A5 Girls do the taco hands^E5hake ^A5 I'm gonna ^E5hold my sausage h^A5ostage to^E5night.^A5 ^E5 ^A5 ^E5

_Verse 2:_

Whether ^Eyou're English, French, Japan^Aese, or German Whether ^Eyou're at home or at a movie ^Awith Pee Wee Herman We ^Eall take matters into ^Aour own hands With the ^Efive finger army we in^Avade our pants We'd ^Eall be doing time (yes we'd ^Aall be doing time) E A A5 If it was a crime

_Chorus 2:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate ah-ooh-ohh

To pull the handb^E5rake ^A5 To play vagina ^E5DJ ^A5 She's ^E5gonna play cuntry on the ^A5clitar tonight

_Bridge:_ E A E B (x2) _Final Verse:_

^E5 He burps his ^A5baby^E5, she's putting on a ^B5puppet show ^E5 Our gentitals are ^A5Juliet^E5, our hands are ^B5Romeo ^E5 He chokes his ^A5chicken^E5, she tickles her ^B5cameltoe

[2 hours later]

^E5 Our genitals are ^A5Juliet^E5, our hands are ^B5Romeo I'm ^Agonna play ball on team ^BPenis t^Eonight

Jon Lajoie - Alone in the universe